Category Archives: Movies

See the happiest fish in the world at our famous beerquarium

Last night we went to see the latest computer-animated Pixar creation, Finding Nemo. I love how the folks behind computer-animated movies seem to have nailed the perfect audience equation. They’re effectively movies for children, but the good ones are so much more entertaining. For some reason computer-animated movies seem to be doing this the best. From everything Pixar’s done to Shrek and Veggie Tales’ Jonah, most computer-animated flicks are made for the whole family. That rocks.

Their weren’t even that many kids at the theater last night. The family in front of us had two teenagers. A middle school aged guy was sitting by himself in the front row. Four twenty-something couples walked in the theater immediately after we did. It was great.

The movie was fun, too. It wasn’t as brilliantly original as Monsters Inc. or either of the Toy Story movies, but it had a lot of heart and a lot fun. Since it didn’t have any huge name actors (John Goodman, Tom Hanks, Billy Crystal, Tim Allen, etc.), it felt like more of a small-scale movie, which was kind of nice. It didn’t feel like a movie where the kids would be swimming in merchandise and tie-ins, which is probably the nature of a movie about fish (of course there is plenty of merchandising, but it doesn’t feel as enticing).

Close with a Matrix

I watched the original Matrix this weekend and then plunked down my cash for Reloaded. It wasn’t the mind-blowing experience of the first one (how could it be?), but it is full of freaky plot twists and lots of computer animated kung-fu.

Frankly, I found myself yawning at Neo’s fight scenes. The guy can bend the rules of physics to his liking, so how can he lose? It’s just an excuse to show off some cool effects, and they weren’t that cool. You can only kick a guy in the head so many ways. Watching him deal with his Messiah complex was much more interesting.

I also enjoyed Morpheus’ line that his beliefs don’t require others to believe in them for them still to be true. Seemed very applicable to Christianity, though we often don’t realize it.

I’ll be in line to see the third movie, but the Matrix universe is beginning to lose some of its luster. And it doesn’t help that every movie franchise is blossoming at the same time: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, X-Men. As cool as mythic tales are, you can only take so many alternate worlds with their own hero.

He’s just a dummy — but he sells tickets

In case you’ve been in the dark, Mel Gibson is putting together a movie about the final days of Jesus Christ called The Passion. It’s not exactly gearing up to be a commercial smash, what with the use of two dead languages (Latin and Aramaic), but it is shaping up to be an incredibly powerful film. In of the rare interviews Gibson gave, he made some pretty deep statements about his faith and the life of Jesus.

Billy Graham’s Bible Blasters

I saw an employee screening of Last Flight Out today, the latest movie from World Wide Pictures, the motion picture arm of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association. I’m not usually a fan of Christian movies, so my expectations weren’t exactly high for this movie. I was expecting intensely mediocre. Instead, it was dreadful. Absolutely dreadful.

What saddens me about this movie is that some people will think it’s amazing. The very fact that it was produced says somebody liked the idea. But as the movie is released there’s that certain type of person that will love this movie. They’ll be touched, and they’ll be pushing it like Citizen Kane, when sadly, it’s not even in the same galaxy. Somehow when you blatantly shoehorn the gospel into something it becomes top notch. Apparently quality doesn’t really matter to some people. Or maybe it’s just that the gospel is a trump card for any measure of quality. As long as you quote John 3:16 and explain salvation in painful, awkward detail, nothing else matters.

But what truly disturbs me is that God doesn’t seem to care. People will still be saved watching a pathetic movie. I don’t know how that works. I guess I should take solace in the fact that God doesn’t need an Oscar to change hearts.

Enduring Black Hawk Down

You don’t watch a movie like Black Hawk Down. You endure it.

For those unfamiliar with the movie, it’s the story of the 19 U.S. soldiers killed in Mogadishu, Somalia in 1993. Civil war caused a famine and soon 300,000 were dead. The world took notice and the U.N. sent in peacekeepers and food. The U.S. Marines joined the effort. The warlords waited until the Marines pulled out they took over. U.S. Special Forces were conducting operations to bring down the warlords and stabilize the region. It was during one of those operations that everything went wrong. A man fell while trying to rappel from a Black Hawk helicopter. Then a Black Hawk was shot down. Then another. In the ensuing melee armed Somali gunmen swarmed the city and U.S. troops were pinned down throughout the city. A one hour mission turned into 18 hours, and a column of U.N. and Pakistani armored tanks and vehicles had to come in to extract the soldiers. When the smoke cleared 19 were dead and one was taken prisoner. He was released after 11 days of captivity. The U.S. Special Forces were pulled out two weeks after the incident.

As soon as the shooting starts in the movie, it never really ends. The blood and the dust fly, and some how the soldiers keep fighting and you keep watching.

It is not a glamorization of war. It’s simply reality, the telling of a story. The movie centers on the code of the Special Forces, never leave a man behind. The stirring concept pulls the film together and helps you understand how the soldiers endure. But it doesn’t leave you with much when the movie is over.

The Somalis were completely vilified in the movie. They are treated like any other military enemy — the Germans, the Japanese, the Vietnamese. Despite one soldier’s respect for the Somalis and his desire to help rather than stand by and “watch it on CNN” (for which he is ridiculed and called an idealist), you get no feeling of right and wrong. You never come close to understanding the Somalis and their civil war. They become an angry mob with guns, and the truth of the story is not served with such broad strokes.

I keep wanting to find value in the experience of this movie. But if anything, it’s yet another movie that shows us that war is hell. Furthermore, it shows us the near hopelessness of modern man to rise above his depravity and find peace.

Yesterday I mentioned the sucky movies I’ve seen lately. Black Hawk Down is certainly not one of those. But it’s also a movie I’ll never watch again.

A few months ago I wanted to write a war story. I wanted to tell the tale of a young man who went to fought for his country, who saw action, and came back a changed man. I wanted to show the horror of modern combat and dispel the myths that U.S. military action is always good and right and true. Innocent people die, and it’s never pretty. I wasn’t even thinking of focusing on the combat portion of the story, just enough to motivate the character. The vast majority of the tale would be told at home, in peace. But now I question even wanting to go there. War is an experience that leaves you sick. There are no winners. Not even in the Revolutionary War, World War II, or the Star Wars Trilogy — despite what Bart Simpson says.

You can say all you want about standing up to evil in the world, and I understand that. But bullets and bombs are a depraved solution in a lost world. I wonder how the kingdom of heaven exists in the hearts of men and women who shoot to kill. I suppose God gives grace where he will, because Christians have fought in wars. I guess I’d rather see it be the exception than the rule. It’s not a position I want to defend when Jesus Christ says do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Forgive those who curse you, bless those who persecute you. If a man strikes you, turn to him the other cheek that he may strike you again. If a man asks for your coat, give him your shirt as well. Give when a man begs of you.

The life of Christian is death to self. Dying to self involves dying to everything of this world. Dying to your country, your family, your hopes, your dreams, and everything you could ever want. The Christian life is not about you, it’s about your death. That death seems poorly served in the bringing of death to others.

I ramble as I wonder. Sometimes the only way to watch a movie is to let the credits roll and let the music pour over you. That’s why that have music for the end credits. Then, when the movie is over, you take up your pen and write, you sit with a friend and talk, you reflect, you digest, you learn. Every now and then you come across a movie that doesn’t make you feel too smart for movies. It may not be a perfect movie, but it does the job, and you have no choice but to mull it over. Sleep will not come otherwise.

Writing Movies

I’ve certainly been slacking on my thoughts here, haven’t I? I can’t believe I skipped the entire month of June. Oops. But I suppose we all need a break. I think I was just getting tired of rushing to the computer when it was time for bed and trying to pound out something intelligible. I would often go to bed too late feeling like I hadn’t communicated what I wanted to say. Maybe I just needed to start earlier. Or take a month off. At least this way you didn’t have to hear me rant and rave about the Fourth of July and the pledge of allegiance.

One reason I haven’t been writing lately is that I’ve been thinking a lot about professional writing. I’m a writer. My college degree says so. And being a writer, I’ve always wanted to write a book. Actually many books — I don’t think I’d be satisfied with just one. Every now and then a book idea take hold of me and I become consumed with it for a few days, sometimes a few weeks. Then it usually sputters and slowly fades away.

A few weeks ago that happened again, in a slightly new and larger vein. I had the opportunity to read the script for a new movie that’s coming out next year. I was given the opportunity with the notion that I would give suggestions for improving the script. I commented on nearly every page of the 90+ page script, urging them to take it up a notch and make it a worthwhile movie. In the end, I doubt my suggestions will be taken at all.

The whole experience left me thinking that I could write a better movie, and since then my head has been swirling with movie plots. At the time I came up with a basic idea, which then I decided I’d have to write as a book first, and I started writing some simple character sketches to get started. Of course I didn’t get much farther than that. It’s sputtered out the way most of my ideas do, not from being poor ideas, but from simply being undeveloped. One of these days I’m going to make it over that hurtle.

Lately I’ve had some more encouragement to try the movie writing hurtle. It seems like the last several movies I’ve watched just plain sucked. I mean, I’ve seen movies suck before, but these were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Okay, they weren’t that bad, but they could have been so much better. It was like movie written by committee. Lame. The plot and theme just didn’t hold together and when it was over it felt like a big fat waste of time. After one such movie and my usual ranting my wife commented, “You’re just too smart to watch movies.”

I appreciated that comment. Perhaps it’s time I did more than just complain that anything you can do I can do better. Perhaps it’s time I stopped just reading books and trying to watch intelligent movies. Maybe I should just write my own and get it over with.

Sometimes you need to give yourself a little pep talk. Thanks for listening.

Attack of the Clones

Mmm… Star Wars. Episode II comes out tomorrow (with the ridiculous title that I can’t bring myself to use: Attack of the Clones), and I’m amazed at the lack of fanfare. Actually it comes out at midnight tonight, but who’s counting (well, some of my friends, who are going to the midnight showing despite their 9-5 jobs.

Okay, so there’s been a lot of fanfare, but nearly as much as there was for Episode I. Of course we’d all agree that Episode I had way too much fanfare, and it didn’t come close to living up to it. There were so many parts of that movie that were just lame. It was incredibly exciting to watch simply because it was Star Wars, and so many of us grew up with Star Wars–it was like being a kid again. For a few hours we were able to ignore the lame characters, the failing plot, and the pathetic acting and just revel in the moment. Then the movie ended and we came back to reality and realized it wasn’t that great.

I’m expecting more of the same from Episode II. Of course now when I go back and watch the original Star Wars movies, I realize they weren’t so good either. The dialogue seems odd, the acting is stiff, and even the editing feels piece-meal and jerky (although most editing from 1980 probably feels that way). I think the whole magic of Star Wars is wrapped up in two things: 1) The fact that it deals with the stuff of legends. This is classic Western cowboy, Arthurian legend, bad-ass monks. What more could you ask for? 2) The joy of childhood.

I’ll save this for another rant, but the other thing that bothers me is when the movies are given away. I refuse to read anything about the movie because it gives too much away. I’m not some fanatical fan or anything, but it ruins the movie when you know the tiniest little thing is coming. A lead-in to a review on the front page of a newspaper today said what to expect for the last half hour of the movie, and basically told you how you’d feel at the end. They didn’t give away any plot, but already I know what to expect for the last half hour, I know that when certain things start happening, I’ll probably be able to guess how they end. You just ruined the movie for me. If I’m going to have to pay $7 to see it, the least you could do is not ruin it for me. Sheesh. I’ll have to go on about this later, it’s time for a walk.