Jesus was Kung-Fu Fighting

Jesus Action FigureNow I’ve see it all: The Talking Jesus Action Figure. It’s a 12-inch action figure that recites the Ten Commandments in an eerily macho voice (listen for yourself!). Sadly the web site doesn’t say whether or not it comes with Kung-Fun action grip. How long before we see the healing of G.I. Joe and forgiveness of Barbie Magdalene, ala Brick Testament?

This beats the Dashboard Jesus I saw last week in Las Vegas.

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