Can I Borrow a Cell Phone?

“Can I borrow your cell phone?”

“I don’t have a cell phone.”

“Can I borrow your cell phone?”

“I don’t have one.”

“Look, I’ll pay you for it, just let me borrow your cell phone.”

“I said I don’t have a cell phone.”

“Look, the batteries are dead in mine, let me borrow yours.”

“I don’t have a cell phone.”

“See, it doesn’t work.”

“Yeah, I can see that.”

“So let me borrow yours.”

“I do not own a cell phone.”

“You don’t? Man, you’re not with it? Even I’m with it.”

And on and on and on. Rule number one of riding the bus: don’t sit next to the drunk guy.

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