“Can I borrow your cell phone?”
“I don’t have a cell phone.”
“Can I borrow your cell phone?”
“I don’t have one.”
“Look, I’ll pay you for it, just let me borrow your cell phone.”
“I said I don’t have a cell phone.”
“Look, the batteries are dead in mine, let me borrow yours.”
“I don’t have a cell phone.”
“See, it doesn’t work.”
“Yeah, I can see that.”
“So let me borrow yours.”
“I do not own a cell phone.”
“You don’t? Man, you’re not with it? Even I’m with it.”
And on and on and on. Rule number one of riding the bus: don’t sit next to the drunk guy.