Everybody always says I’m in the wrong business if I want to get rich, but apparently not. I’m just working for the wrong people.

The FBI is hiring a writer and they list the salary range as $91,407-$118,828.

That’s six figures for a writing job. The job description doesn’t sound much different from what I do now, except that it involves a bit more research and it’s the FBI. But still. Six figures.

If you ever wondered why the federal deficit is so high, there’s your answer.