This weekend I received a spam message from Fidel Hendricks. Finally, someone who can get even more annoying questions asked about who he’s related to.

So… are you related to Jimi?

So… are you related to Castro?

Fidel Hendricks, I feel your pain (only half as much). I just can’t figure out why you’re lashing back at the world with really crappy spam messages trying to hock MS SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition.