I dislike New Year’s resolutions and those who pretend to keep them. I think the whole idea of New Year’s resolutions is only perpetuated by the media. The only reason anyone feels the need to talk about them is because news anchors throw them into their stories around New Year’s. I think it’s a silly tradition. You don’t hear anyone in March talking about how well they’re keeping their New Year’s resolutions. And there’s definitely no talk of resolution-keeping in October. What a bunch of bunk. Let’s spare ourselves the waste and just not talk about them. If you’re going to make a resolution to do something, it’s almost a guarantee that it won’t happen.