Jerry Springer At My House

Tonight I witnessed a scene out of Jerry Springer outside my apartment building. There was screaming and shouting, irate accusations and fluid profanity. Apparently the guy had been cheating on his girlfriend, but in his defense he and this other girl weren’t having sex yet. Apparently that makes it all okay. The girlfriend kept talking about trust and her baby–to which the guy kept correcting, “Our baby!”

Perhaps this is why commitment is important. Apparently it matters who you have sex with and who you have children with. Odd that some people never realize this until they’re screaming at each other on the front porch while the neighbors gawk.

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