It’s amazing how music can date you. Today my wife was told by fourth graders that she listened to KOOL 108, the Twin Cities oldies station, because she was a U2 fan. Sadly, to today’s generation of kids, U2 is oldies music. You have to listen to rap music to really be cool. All I can say is why won’t rap die?

You know you’re a poor married couple when you go on a picnic and take real plates and silverware because you don’t own any paper plates or plastic silverware.