So you want to change the world? What?
No, I want to change the channel. This one sucks.
You’re just going to sit there and watch TV?
Yeah, you got a problem with that? Now leave me alone.
Well no, I don’t–yeah, I do have a problem with that.
Well why don’t you write me a memo and I’ll discuss it with you after this commercial.
You’re just going to sit there on the couch, while the world passes you by?
Is somebody talking?
Where is your motivation? Where is your drive? Don’t you have any dreams? Don’t you have a vision? Don’t you want to do something with your life?
Could you pass me a beer?
How can you just sit there ignoring everything? What about your children? You had the gall to bring them into this world, and then you pour nothing into them. Are they a chore to you?
I think I hear that annoying little voice again.
You realize that the world doesn’t revolve around you, don’t you?
You’re standing there talking to me, the TV’s sitting over there talking to me–things seem to be revolving around me.
Ahhh! It’s like I’m talking to a wall.
Yeah, it’s great ain’t it? Now would you do me a favor and shut the hell up? I’m trying to teach you something.