Clear as Mud

I don’t know if I even want to go here, but I guess we’ll see what happens.

I was poking around the web sites for the two presidential candidates and I noticed something rather disturbing. The George W. Bush site has tons of anti-Kerry material. There’s an entire Kerry Media Center taking jabs at the Democratic candiate. Over at the John Kerry site you’ll find a Rapid Response Center that counters Bush. Both sides take their caustic little jabs (Kerry’s “The REAL George W. Bush” and Bush’s “Kerry Flip Flop of the Day”), but I’m amazed at how many Bush seems to take. There’s a ton of videos on the Bush site, and many of them are simply attacking Kerry. While the Kerry site does have a few anti-Bush ads, it’s not exactly an equal percentage of negative ads.

What really amazes me is that the Bush site actually offers John Kerry’s acceptance speech in its entirety. It’s presented as ‘in his own words,’ as if the speech itself is enough reason not to vote for Kerry. Among all the biased, negative ads we actually have some semblance of a balanced approach. Huh? I kept waiting for an edit or text countering what Kerry said in his speech, but nothing.

If only the rest of Bush’s site was like that. And perhaps my complaining is off base. I’m only speaking from my visit to two web sites. Maybe Kerry has plenty of other groups doing the Bush bashing so he doesn’t have to. I don’t know.

What really bothers me about all of it is the inability to have a simple discussion. Each candidate has to blame the other one for doing this or saying that, then jump on them for an apparent contradiction, often ignoring the context. The whole point is to come out the perceived winner, no matter if your point is correct or true in any sense.

No Child Left Behind is an example. The Bush site accuses Kerry of flopping on the issue, pulling quotes from Kerry both supporting and challenging the law. But from my minimal knowledge of No Child Left Behind I know a lot Democrats intially came together with Republicans and supported the bill. But then after passing the bill they saw how much money Bush planned to give No Child Left Behind and they realized it was vastly underfunded. So now they denounce it. (Why you would vote for a law without knowing the funding source is beyond me, but apparently that’s how Congress works)

Simple background knowledge like that really clears up the issue. But does either side give that kind of clear reporting? No. They think it’s enough to cite their quotes. There’s enough goofball Bushisms out there to warrant the use of a simple thing called context. You can’t harp on a man for an innocent slip of the tongue.

Is it really that hard to tell the whole story? One Bush ad accuses Kerry of flip flopping on the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste site. According to the facts the Bush site gives, it seems Kerry has flip flopped. OK, but where does Bush stand? I don’t know. A search found the answer buried in a speech: Bush is for the site. OK, I understand the point was to paint Kerry as a waffler, but is it that hard to give the whole story?

Take any issue and both candidates lay out their pie-in-the-sky vision. Kerry rattles off his plan for peace in Iraq like it’s a no brainer. But there’s no explanation of what’s been done or tried or why or why not. Kerry wants to bring in NATO, but haven’t we already tried that? I thought we did, but maybe not. Where’s the complete picture?

No wonder my generation hardly votes.

Untethered Audio

With iPods and MP3 players audio is no longer limited to a CD collection or tethered to a desktop computer. Sermons, speeches and books are spreading in popularity. Both the Democratic and Republican National Convention speeches are available for free on iTunes (George W. Bush, John Kerry and many more). Telltale Weekly offers free and dirt cheap audio downloads, including John F. Kennedy’s 1961 inaugural address for free and Abraham Lincoln’s inaugural addresses for 25 cents or $1.

My New & Improved Blog!

Well, it took the better part of a Labor Day weekend, but I finally finished upgrading and improving my blog empire. I installed the newest version of Movable Type (As a business I had to pay for this upgrade, but the tech support was most worth it. I still recommend Movable Type, but it’s becoming more and more a real techie solution. I’m beginning to get over my head.) and had to rework a lot of my templates and CSS code to take advantage of some of the new features.

I also took the opportunity to give Quotables and ReViews a face-lift, basically folding them into the Monkey Outta Nowhere scheme to minimize my maintenance time. I also reworked these thoughts a bit. The biggest change will be right here on the home page. Using the amazing new Movable Type technology (OK, it’s not that amazing), I’m running the latest entries from all my blogs: thoughts, Monkey Outta Nowhere, Quotables, ReViews, Linkteria (do I ever update that? No.) and Spacebar (Speak’s blog) right here. I hope it’ll be a great way to check out all my latest content without having to visit so many sites. And it’ll make things easier on me when it comes to deciding where to blog about something, knowing that visitors to thoughts will get everything. Hopefully it’s not overload. Every now and then I’ll post a bunch of quotes at once to Quotables, which could be annoying, but hopefully it’ll be all good.

So there you go, updated blogging action. Let me know if see anything around the site that looks funky or doesn’t work.

UPDATE: OK, so apparently it wasn’t looking as good as I thought it was. Looks like we had some problems with Internet Explorer (of course), so I’ve tried to fix most of those. Hopefully you see a sidebar there to the right. If not, let me know. Those using IE might also see a grey bar at the top, just below my little pictures and above the actual blog entries. That shouldn’t be there. Let me know how things look so I can finalize this sucker and get it looking decent for everybody. Thanks.

Check out my new toy!

Forget the abomination that is the Arby’s Oven Mitt on the TV (and the new iMac for that matter), check out my new laptop. I’m surfin’ the web and watchin’ TV. I’m reaching new levels of dorkiness right before your eyes!

Yep, we picked up a 12 inch Powerbook G4 the other day. As well as some goodies to enable wireless Internet surfing (and the playing of iTunes on our stereo). As well as a snazzy little iPod, with iTalk so I can use it for interviews (I used it Friday, worked great). This is one giant leap for geek-kind.

With Abby being in grad school and our fritzy PC gathering dust in the basement (I think I hear eBay calling), we were fighting over the computer more and more and it made sense to make the laptop leap. The iPod, well that’s a toy. But I do use it for interviews (so much better than a tape player!) and we saved a bunch by getting the two together. So we’ll be eating peanut butter and jelly for a while and I’m on massive eBay mode. But I can eBay from the couch!

And I have to say, the experience of walking into an Apple store and walking out with all our techno-goods was amazing. I think I had to disengage the financial side of my brain, but the instant gratification side was loving it.

Bunsen & Beaker Named Top Scientists

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and BeakerThe Muppets’ Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker trounced Dr. Spock from Star Trek, Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future and Q from James Bond to be voted Britain’s favorite screen scientists. The explosive pair won by a 2-to-1 margin, defeating Spock in second place and The Doctor from Dr. Who.

“They are accessible, humorous and occasionally blow each other up,” said Roland Jackson, of the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA).

“They’re the kind of scientists you would like to be but never quite dared to,” said Alan Slater, a scientist at the University of Exeter in southwestern England.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Not that anyone’s commented, but yes, I do realize this site is all messed up. I’m in the process of upgrading Movable Type and I’m not done yet. They kindly neglected to mention how much of the new program doesn’t work with the old templates. So I’m rebuilding lots of stuff. Well, I will as soon as I sit down and put some time into it.

Until then I have a few distractions to occupy my time.

Can U2 Be Intimate Again?

In a recent issue of Hot Press, Neil McCormick talks about the upcoming U2 album (due Nov. 23, first single, “Vertigo,” due Sept. 21), commenting:

“It’d be interesting if U2 could ever make a marginal or personal or intimate record again; in a way they can’t because they’ve raised the stakes to such a level that they have to knock a stadium monster out, they have to knock that ball out of the stadium every time.”

While only a newbie when it comes to U2-fandom, I’m sure if I agree. Certainly U2 would be hard pressed to make a marginal album (any votes for marginal album? Zooropa? I’d have to say that even the albums I like the least have some amazing moments that are better than a lot of other bands’ best work), but what about personal or intimate?

I think what I like best about U2 is their uncanny ability to be both universal and intimate. Bono sings about the grandest themes of life in the most intimate way possible. Perhaps not every album, but most of All That You Can’t Leave Behind feels that way for me. Especially after 9/11. Even the fly-boy posturing of Achtung Baby or the detached soul-searching at the end of Pop strike me as intensely personal.

At the same time, McCormick’s right. Nearly every U2 album has that grand, stadium sound that’s reaching out to a million people. And that’s what I love about it.

Pardon Our Dust

If the site looks a bit askew today, it’s probably because it is. Monkey Outta Nowhere upgraded to Movable Type 3.1 and the dust is still settling. We hope to have it up and running by the end of the day.

UPDATE: So we’re not there yet. We’re working on it and we’re making progress. This is what Labor Day weekend is for, right?

UPDATE: Well, it took all of Labor Day weekend, but we finally made it. The new and improved blog is up and running. Let us know if you run into a snag or find something that looks goofy, but we should be good to go.