I Hate These Things
January 24th, 2006 Posted in Just for FunBut my wife did it, so I’m humoring her. Speaking of humor, Mazie had a pretty funny one.
Les Savy Four (from Jenell)
FOUR JOBS I’VE HAD:
- Stocking frozen peas and whipping 1-quart packages of dented Polar Pak ice cream against the walls of the freezer and yelling “damaged!” at the top of my lungs.
- Riding a bike up and down the Mississippi River in the Twin Cities at tax payer’s expense. Twice.
- Answering hundreds of e-mails per day from all kinds of idiots who shouldn’t ever be allowed to so much as touch a computer, and doing so with all the fake politeness and sincerity I could muster.
- Slinging a yo-yo on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago for the spare change and kindness of strangers.
FOUR MOVIES I’D WATCH ON REPEAT:
- Star Wars
- LOTR
- Serenity
- Those first two will really keep me busy, so let’s stop there, huh?
FOUR TV SHOWS I LOVE:
FOUR CAREERS THAT APPEAL TO ME:
- Writer
- Editor
- Novelist
- Blogger
FOUR JOBS (FILLED BY PEOPLE I KNOW) AT WHICH I WOULD BE TERRIBLE:
- Techie
- Teacher
- Youth Pastor
- Valet
FOUR VACATION LOCALES I’D LIKE TO HIT:
- Somewhere South American
- Somewhere European
- Somewhere African
- Canyon De Chelly, Ariz.
FOUR FOODS I LUST AFTER:
- Wild Cherry Pepsi
- Peanut M&Ms
- Chicken strips
- Steak fajitas
FOUR CHANGES I’D MAKE TO THE HOUSE:
- Bigger, private office
- Third bedroom
- Library/den
- Blow up the garage and replace it with something. But really just blowing up the garage would be cool.
FOUR BEERS I LIKE:
- Me? Beer? C’mon, seriously.
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