Valentine’s Day Math
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 Posted in Love | 4 Comments »$154 - Average amount 18-24 year olds spend on Valentine's Day. (NRF) $0 - Average amount my wife and I spent on Valentine's Day.
Can I Borrow a Feeling?
Wednesday, April 30th, 2003 Posted in Love | No Comments »And in other news, the announcement came today. It's officially over. Friends of mine called off their wedding. I haven't heard yet if just the wedding is off, or if the entire engagement is off--or even the entire relationship, though ...
Wise in the Ways of Matrimony
Thursday, January 3rd, 2002 Posted in Love | No Comments »Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. How you read that line says a lot about how old you are. I'll let you draw your own conclusions. So I've been married for a year. Now I'm all wise and knowledgeable in ...
Christmas for the Spouse
Monday, December 3rd, 2001 Posted in Love | No Comments »I'm beginning to think that husbands and wives really shouldn't buy each other Christmas gifts. Instead they should take the Christmas budget and have Christmas all year long. Instead of buying presents in December and feeling pressured, they just use ...
Marriage Advice?
Friday, June 1st, 2001 Posted in Love | No Comments »What kind of advice can you give a friend who's getting married? I often wonder this as my friends get engaged. I have a whole five months of experience, and you'd think that's a whole lot better than no experience. ...
Morning Breath & Shopping
Friday, January 5th, 2001 Posted in Love | No Comments »One of the odd things I've noticed about married life is how incredibly bad your breath can smell in the morning. Of course I've always known about morning breath--I've seen the Scope commercials. But I had never actually experienced it ...
Coughing
Saturday, March 18th, 2000 Posted in Love | No Comments »You wake up coughing and go to bed coughing. It's been one of those days. Although I suppose it's not as bad as it sounds. The in between wasn't that bad. It's just the morning and evening when this cough ...
Engaging
Tuesday, January 25th, 2000 Posted in Love | No Comments »In the deepest corner of my underwear drawer, behind the ratty pair your mother tells you to throw away--the laundry day reserve--is a tiny speckled black box. Inside the box is a smaller, black, treasure chest-shaped case that opens like ...
Long Distance Relationships Suck
Thursday, July 8th, 1999 Posted in Love | No Comments »I can’t get you out of my mind I close my eyes and there you are I can’t get a moment’s peace I open my eyes and wish you were there I can’t get a good night’s sleep I toss and turn because of you And ...
Meeting at the Airport
Saturday, June 26th, 1999 Posted in Love | No Comments »With my book read, my soda gone, and those kids going nuts--the plane was late. But I really didn’t care. I’ve been waiting for this for two weeks. The scratchy intercom voice announced that flight 718 from Houston had arrived, ...
