Have you heard this show on NPR? It’s one of my favorites. It’s right up there with the Car Talk Guys and Good News, Bad News, or No News.
Today tuned in towards the end when they play bluff the listener. They give the listener 3 news stories. 2 are fake and the listener has to chose the real story.
Today’s stories were on the theme of “How the internet has improved my life.” The stories were:
A: A high school principal wrote a computer program that gives a 5 question pop quiz when his son tries to log on to the internet. 5 correct answers earns him 3 hours of web time. 3 correct answers earns him 1 hour and 2 or less correct earns him a message that tells him to go study and locks up the computer for the calendar day. The program was so successful with his son he put it on the school computers as well.
B. A partnership between google and parents magazine created an implant that goes into a child’s ear (surgically) and the child can then hear his mother’s voice where ever he goes. The nagging never ends!
C. You’ve Been Left Behind dot com
For $40 per year you can join a rapture notification system that will notify your heathen friends and family that Jesus has returned and taken you back to heaven with him and those punk sinners have a second chance:
We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the “Rapture” of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.
Personally, I would have picked (A) as the true story, if I hadn’t seen this. The listener actually picked (B) as the true story. It was pretty funny when the announcer said (C) was the answer. You could hear the audience do a half gasp and a very odd laugh…almost as though they couldn’t believe that there were people out there who were that naive and that there were people out there that feel there is an actual need for this service.
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P.S. Yeah, I did copy the quote straight from Kevin’s blog.