#2 Things I Say In Kindergarten….


November 2nd, 2010

(Yes, I’ve had all of these conversations)

Me: Why did you color on the chair?
Kid: You said no coloring on the table.
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“When it’s bathroom break, you need to go into the bathroom and pee. Don’t just wash your hands and come out.”
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“All pee goes in the toilet. Do not pee on the playground, classroom or bathroom floor.”
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“Kindergarteners! Nobody gets to take anyone’s shoes from them.”
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Me: Why is there underwear on the floor?
Kid: It fell out of my pocket.
Me: (long pause) Nevermind.
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I’ll add more when I remember them….or you know, after I talk to my class tomorrow.


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