#2 Things I Say In Kindergarten….

November 2nd, 2010

(Yes, I’ve had all of these conversations)

Me: Why did you color on the chair?
Kid: You said no coloring on the table.
“When it’s bathroom break, you need to go into the bathroom and pee. Don’t just wash your hands and come out.”
“All pee goes in the toilet. Do not pee on the playground, classroom or bathroom floor.”
“Kindergarteners! Nobody gets to take anyone’s shoes from them.”
Me: Why is there underwear on the floor?
Kid: It fell out of my pocket.
Me: (long pause) Nevermind.

I’ll add more when I remember them….or you know, after I talk to my class tomorrow.

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