NaBloPoMo Post #19: The Minnesota Children’s Museum in 10 simple steps.


November 18th, 2009

The kindergarten went to the Minnesota Children’s Museum today. Best. Field Trip. Ever.

Step 1. Take 30 children and add a mix of 9 parents and teachers.

Step 2. Divide children according to energy level among parents and teachers

Step 3. Board the bus.

Step 4. On a 8 minute bus ride answer the question “Is this the field trip?” 75000 times.

Step 5. Arrive at the museum and feed the children.

Step 6. Walk children to an exhibit room and say “See this big purple door? You may NOT go out this door without a grown-up. Understand?”

Step 7. Turn children loose.

Step 8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 for approximately 2 hours,  substituting “purple” for “green”, “yellow”, “blue”, and “red”.

Step 9. Round up children.

Step 10. Board bus and return to school.


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