While in Target I overheard a man talking to his wife on his cell. (Since I couldn’t hear her, I’m just making up what she said on her end of the phone.)

Man: Where are you?

Wife: I’m in the make-up section.

Man: Well, I can’t find you and I don’t know where that section is.

Wife: Okay, where are you? I’ll come to you.

Man: I am standing on the west side of the bras.

(Interesting side note: the bras were actually 2 whole sections away from where the man was standing. I was standing about 6 feet from him and couldn’t even see the bra section of the store.)