Almost a month ago a friend of mine got married. And then he and his new wife apparently joined the witness relocation program because as of this entry, his blog has gone blank and hers has not been updated since May 15. Mutual friends have not heard from them either.

I have several theories on what has happened to them;
1. They are taking the world’s longest honeymoon.
2. While waiting for their plane at the airport to come home from the honeymoon they started chatting with one of those guys who stands outside of airports and hands out flowers and are now also standing around airports handing out flowers.
3. They have moved to a remote island with no phone, internet or mail service.
4. They are contestants on Survivor and are still stuck wherever the plane dropped them off.
5. They started moving into their new apartment, a huge pile of boxes fell on them and they are now trapped.
6. They were abducted by aliens.

Now I am going to see about placing one of those ads on the side of a milk carton.