It is my great and happy privilege to inform you that season one of The Tick is now out on DVD. Spring to action at once! Get yourself to the nearest DVD distribution center and buy that DVD!

Where else can you hear that familiar cry of flatware–“Spoon!”? See the epic battle between a sneezy, not-healthy Tick and the oozing mucus Tick–cloned from a kleenex, no less! And hear that understated exclamation before a friend becomes dino-sized, “Bad move, Neil!” I’ve got my copy on it’s way.

You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can’t let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad. You don’t cotton to it. You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness. Bad dog! Bad dog!