It May Cause Suffocation

I bought a new office chair today. It’s been a long time coming and basically happened because I had a coupon that expired today.

While putting the chair together I was glancing over the various warnings and I just loved this one:

Dispose of packing material properly, Do not use plastic cover as head covering. It may cause suffocation.

You know, I never would have thought of using the plastic cover as a head covering. I think it just might be the up and coming fashion trend dujour. You’d probably look a little something like this guy. I mean, he’s cool.

One thought on “It May Cause Suffocation”

  1. Reminds me of that old Dan Akroyd SNL skit where he’s pushing unsafe toys like Bag O’ Glass and the Johnny Switchblade Punk action figure. I’m pretty sure he also promoted playing with plastic bags on your head.

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